Celebrity News As of March 15, 2009

• Lindsay Lohan has a warrant out for her. Rumors are that it is for a DUI she had awhile ago.
• Rihanna is back with the man, Chris Brown, who beat her. Reports are that she smacked him first. Bad move. However, that doesn't give him the right to brutally assault her. What it does give him the right to do is WALK AWAY. Nickelodeon should be ashamed of themselves for not removing Chris Brown from their Kids' Choice Awards ballot. I expect better from a children's network and my children will not be watching.
• The boyfriend of the late Anna Nicole Smith, Howard K. Stern, has turned himself in. He is facing charges for apparently helping her drug addiction along. Anna Nicole has been dead for two years now. Three face charges but Howard K. Stern is being called by the Attorney General as the "principal enabler".
• Anne Heche's divorce is final.
• Melrose Place, the night time show that was a hit when I was younger, is being remade. I've heard Ashlee Simpson-Wentz (Jessica Simpson's sister) is joining the cast.